I was out at a restaurant the other day . . . you know one of the ta-ta type of places. Really good food. I left my name and address . . . somehow . . . and I was picked to win a dinner. They sent me one of those really nice printable greeting cards that announced my win.
I never seem to win anything. Maybe I should play the lottery again since it is at 200+ million dollars. Then I would not have to worry about winning a free dinner. Then my wife could be a good Jewish wife and never have to cook again.
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