Obama's Autopen

So I moved the dinner conversation away from the ever present talk of women on best cellulite treatment to the Autopen of Obama.

Can the president remotely sign a bill?

I mean can they not send it via email. I am sure someone there has a computer to send a PDF copy of the bill. I am sure someone there can might have a printer. I mean they could run out and buy one for $50 or less. I am sure someone could have given Obama the page for his signature. I am sure Obama could have taken one minute to sign the bill. Of course they might be afraid he would put down the wrong date.